So I’ve had to drive almost all friggin’ day in the rain due to not one, but two tropical storms/hurricanes messing up the weather in the Southeast US.

But that’s not the interesting part. I stop off, get some gas, some juice to drink, what not, and I see two cars just driving way too fast up the off-ramp and coming hastily towards the gas station I was situated.

I just knew it was going to be good, and I had snacks and drink ready for this show.

Well… next thing I know, out of the first car out comes a guy screaming at the car that’s closely following it “What the fuck is your problem, buddy?” and then this dude in the other car jumps out and starts screaming “You fucking splashed water all over my windshield, you bastard”.

Just a reminder… it’s been raining all day…

So these two suburban warriors, jockeying for alpha male dominance like two elementary school yard bullies; just as awkward. So the dude from car #1 decides that he’s going to fake with his left, and throw a right hook. The dude from car #2 ducks down, and looked like he was going to counter with a left blow to his body.

Just a reminder… it’s been raining all day…

Apparently, these two boxer wannabes were not that familiar with the area they chose as their impromptu arena. Both of these weekday gladiators took a step away from their motor chariots to initiate their movements in this “dance” and upon initiating blows to each other, the muddy water they were now standing in initially about an inch deep, seemed to be hiding the fact that beneath its muddy disquise, there was enough depth in the middle to basically drown a small dog. So basically, both of their leading feet disappeared and made them both tumble as they shifted their weight to that foot now about 6 or so inches deeper in this muddy water soaked pothole.

They both fell. Hard.

By this time, I’m joined by at least 8 other people that are also laughing at these two guys now muddied up from the fall. And all of this was because of one guy splashed water on his windshield when it was already raining…

Stupidity knows no bounds.