Don’t ever add carbonation to cognac.

You’ve heard it here first. SodaClub is a bad influence on my life right now…

So I’m ultra-bored, and attempting my absolute best to avoid adding carbonation to things where it doesn’t belong - read: I’m damn tired of cleaning off highly carbonated liquids from my face, ceiling, kitchen, and refrigerator… among other items, I reeked of tea from the last time for two whole days despite multiple baths.

So I look at my Sony Playstation 2 and my Ambicom Bluetooth USB adapter thinking… hmmm, maybe I can get my Bluetooth enabled HP 2215 PDA and my PS2 to see each other.

Well… it doesn’t work.

The PS2 booted up per usual, and the USB Bluetooth adapter got power… but that was about it. No explosions, no overclocking, no PDA/PS2 action… absolutely nothing other than I’m so very bored.

Well that, and I should be packing up my place… looks like I’ll be moving soon after all.

Ok… just in case you missed the episode where I attempted to carbonate milk, let’s just say you should never introduce carbonation to milk. It like quadruples in volume and will explode out in clumps that show better adhesive ability than even superglue… stuff stuck to my face, clothes, walls, the patio door which was about 18 feet away, and a lot of stuff in-between.

Well… let’s add iced tea to that list of things you shouldn’t add carbonation to… just say no…

I’m cleaning up again.