remove the labels – Gadgets and Life

We have seen the future of the Woot-Off, and we’re frightened. We suppose it’s our own fault for asking you to Show us something that we’ll sell in a Woot-Off five hundred years from now. Hold us now, protect us, as we glimpse at your unsettling visions of a nightmare tomorrow: First prize – $100 [...]

Sure, nowadays everybody’s running around with their music collections in their pockets, strolling down the boulevard to their own personal soundtrack like a Bollywood villain. Now it seems as natural as a hippie’s herbal deodorant. But before the Sony Walkman, listening to music was something you did cooped up in your living room. So we’ll [...]

Now, I was never much for your ciphering and your book-learning and such. I’d make a durned poor post-structuralist semiotician, I’ll grant you that. But I still don’t take kindly to Fancy Dans looking down their Harvard noses at me and mine. So when the Motorola MPX200 Unlocked GSM SmartPhone strutted into town, it raised [...]

Want to really enjoy that winter vacation in Miami Beach? Watch your local weatherman describe day four of the massive ice storm back home. Need to while away the draggy hours of the workday? Keep up with your soaps from the comfort of your cubicle. Don’t want to rush home from your local watering hole [...]

It flies. It screams. It annoys the hell out of everyone. It sells like hotcakes on eBay. And it does it all in dapper, dastardly black. It’s the newest, baddest, blackest Screaming Monkey, here to wave goodbye to yet another Woot-Off. And so the triad is complete. Rising from the stygian depths to join his [...]

The jig is up, NVIDIA. We know it’s your job to make your video cards sound exciting. That’s why your sales copy uses terms like “mind-blowing performance” and “unparalleled horsepower”. We understand. It’s also our job to make your video cards sound exciting. But the thing is, we like to sleep at night, and there’s [...]

It’s hard out here for a refurb PC, know what I’m sayin’? I ain’t gonna lie to you, man, I been through some rough times. I’ll spare you all the details, but just so you know, stuff got so bad they had to check me in for a little while to get my head right. [...]

The Meridian Indoor/Outdoor Recharable Lamp (Silver) first came to our attention in pre-medieval Scotland, where our clan purchased a large supply from a nice old fellow from Egypt. Sadly, we lost the entire lot to a large gentleman from the Russian Steppes. Heartbroken, we traveled the world, having grand adventures and getting so drunk that [...]

Look, Brian, we need to talk. Now, you know we all have a blast at your backyard film festivals – that all-night Police Academy-fest was legendary, and as for your retrospective screening of the films of Jim “Ernest” Varney, well, everybody on Oakcrest Circle owes you a debt of gratitude. You’re a cultural hero. But [...]

A long time ago, a king and a queen had a child, whom they named Buslink Mini MP3/CD/Radio Stereo System w/USB2 & SD/MMC Reader. From all over the land people came to give gifts to Buslink Mini MP3/CD/Radio Stereo System w/USB2 & SD/MMC Reader. From the north came The Good Fairy Penguinana, who granted the [...]