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We have seen the future of the Woot-Off, and we’re frightened. We suppose it’s our own fault for asking you to Show us something that we’ll sell in a Woot-Off five hundred years from now. Hold us now, protect us, as we glimpse at your unsettling visions of a nightmare tomorrow:
First prize – $100 plinth [...]

Sure, nowadays everybody’s running around with their music
collections in their pockets, strolling down the boulevard to their own
personal soundtrack like a Bollywood villain. Now it seems as natural
as a hippie’s herbal deodorant. But before the Sony Walkman, listening
to music was something you did cooped up in your living room.
So we’ll forgive Sony for coming late [...]

Now, I was never much for your ciphering and your book-learning and
such. I’d make a durned poor post-structuralist semiotician, I’ll grant
you that. But I still don’t take kindly to Fancy Dans looking down
their Harvard noses at me and mine. So when the Motorola MPX200 Unlocked GSM SmartPhone strutted into town, it raised my bristles something [...]

Want to really enjoy that winter vacation in Miami Beach? Watch your
local weatherman describe day four of the massive ice storm back home.
Need to while away the draggy hours of the workday? Keep up with your
soaps from the comfort of your cubicle. Don’t want to rush home from
your local watering hole to catch Antiques Roadshow? [...]

It flies. It screams. It annoys the hell out of everyone. It sells like hotcakes on eBay. And it does it all in dapper, dastardly black. It’s the newest, baddest, blackest Screaming Monkey, here to wave goodbye to yet another Woot-Off.
And so the triad is complete. Rising from the stygian depths to join his red [...]

The jig is up, NVIDIA. We know it’s your
job to make your video cards sound exciting. That’s why your sales copy
uses terms like “mind-blowing performance” and “unparalleled
horsepower”. We understand. It’s also our job to make your
video cards sound exciting. But the thing is, we like to sleep at
night, and there’s no way we could if [...]

It’s hard out here for a refurb PC, know what I’m sayin’? I ain’t
gonna lie to you, man, I been through some rough times. I’ll spare you
all the details, but just so you know, stuff got so bad they had to
check me in for a little while to get my head right. That was a [...]

The Meridian Indoor/Outdoor Recharable Lamp (Silver) first came to
our attention in pre-medieval Scotland, where our clan purchased a
large supply from a nice old fellow from Egypt. Sadly, we lost the
entire lot to a large gentleman from the Russian Steppes. Heartbroken,
we traveled the world, having grand adventures and getting so drunk
that occasionally we thought we were [...]

Look, Brian, we need to talk. Now, you know we all have a blast at your backyard film festivals – that all-night Police Academy-fest
was legendary, and as for your retrospective screening of the films of
Jim “Ernest” Varney, well, everybody on Oakcrest Circle owes you a debt
of gratitude. You’re a cultural hero.
But projecting the
movies on the [...]

A long time ago, a king and a queen had a child, whom they named Buslink Mini MP3/CD/Radio Stereo System w/USB2 & SD/MMC Reader. From all over the land people came to give gifts to Buslink Mini MP3/CD/Radio
Stereo System w/USB2 & SD/MMC Reader. From the north came The Good
Fairy Penguinana, who granted the gift of [...]