Look, Brian, we need to talk. Now, you know we all have a blast at your backyard film festivals – that all-night Police Academy-fest
was legendary, and as for your retrospective screening of the films of
Jim “Ernest” Varney, well, everybody on Oakcrest Circle owes you a debt
of gratitude. You’re a cultural hero.

But projecting the
movies on the side of your garage isn’t cutting it anymore. For one
thing, it’s yellow. I spent the first 45 minutes of Ernest Goes To Reykjavik
wondering who the Chinese dude in the baseball hat was. For another
thing, it’s covered in siding, so the picture has all these lines all
through it, like where the siding panels end or whatever. You know what
I’m trying to say.

So we passed the hat and took up a
collection to buy you a Sima 90” Inflatable Home Theater Screen. It
comes with an air pump that inflates it in just a few minutes, and then
you’ve got a big, white, weatherproof 16×9 screen, measuring in at a
colossal 90 diagonal inches. And hey, it includes all the ropes and
crap you need to keep it from blowing away.

Nah, don’t
mention it. Least we could do. But, listen, it did kinda bite into the
old pocketbook, so we won’t be bringing any beer to movie night for,
like, the next four or five years. If you could grab the brew from now
on, we’d all appreciate it.

Warranty: One year

Features:

• 16×9 HD Widescreen format, 4×3 format compatible
• Compatible with all types of projectors
• Hi-Definition, bright white vinyl material
• Dual-use front and rear projection capable
• Commercial grade mesh reinforced PVC
• Ultra-sonic welded seams
• Inflates in under 5 minutes with included pump
• Plastic ground sheet included (0.1mm clear PVC)
• Dual self-sealing air valves allow for quick deflation
• Repair kit included
• Rust-free plastic grommets for durability
• Vinyl blackout screen Included
• Durable, adjustable hook & loop straps for screen support
• Optional black screen lacing included
• Black trimmed screen for a true cinema-style picture

Includes:

• 90″ inflatable screen
• air pump
• stability tie downs
• ground stakes
• ground cloth
• screen repair kit
• nylon carry bag