Jessica Simpson showed up to the MET Costume Institute Benefit Gala once again trying to show off her breasts. I don’t know who does her makeup but she looks like a completely different person every time I see her. At least she’s finally starting to figure out people only care about her boobs. She could have a watermelon for a head and nobody would notice. Except for me, but I’m a world-class detective. I once had a detectiving contest with Sherlock Holmes and I beat him so bad he started to cry.

A ton more of Jessica Simpson and her massive cleavage after the jump.