Don’t worry. The title makes this Zipper Wine Glass sound dirtier than it actually is. The last thing anyone would need on their wine glass is a zipper, which is what makes this glass undeniably cool. Who knows what magical puns can be thrown out as you and your friends sit and drink. “My word, it seems I’ve drank so much I left my fly open.” It’s not perfect but it’s a start. Can you do better?

Another interesting fact. The product site gives us a disclaimer warning that “the paint used on the outside of this product contains a chemical known to the State of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm”. Only in California it causes defects? Whoa, thank god, I’m safe. That will show them Californians who’s boss.

Price: $99.99 for a set of 4

via Nerd Approved