Tommy Baritoni watched the photo print roll out of the HP Photosmart 3210 All in One Printer. Ah, that’s the stuff, he thought, admiring the full-color portrait of his favorite band in all their early-’80s glory, headbands, keytars, and all. They stopped making bands like Journey anymore, but I still believe.
Tommy checked his watch and wondered where Marcela, Summer, and T.J.
were. They were supposed to meet him here fifteen minutes ago.

Around
him, the other customers of the Bloomfield Copy & Print Shop went
about their business. They paid only casual attention to Tommy, unaware
that here was the man who ran the largest hubcap-fencing ring in East
Jersey. Nice little all-in-one printer, scanner, and copier they got here, Tommy mused. Prints without a PC thanks to the memory card reader and PictBridge USB
port. Fast, too – 32 ppm black and 31 ppm color. I oughtta get one for
Club Fuggetaboutit, have the girls put ‘em on the glass and sell the
printouts. He filed the enterprising idea away until next week.

Just
then, a guy in a suit stepped through the copy shop door and seemed to
look right at Tommy – or did he? For a terrifying second, Tommy
wondered if the guy was with the Dotatello family, or maybe was working
for those Syrians that Tommy had ratted out to the FBI.
As the suit moved up to the counter to pick up a printing order, Tommy
tried to shrug off the anxiety that haunted him. No matter how
forcefully he commanded his mind to think pleasurably about the HP Photosmart
3210 All in One Printer, he couldn’t shake this cloud of impending
doom. He found no comfort in its built-in slide/negative adapter, dust
and scratch removal, and advanced copying features. For some reason he
couldn’t put his finger on, it felt like everything was about to come
to a sudden, inexplicable, unsatisfying end.

Tommy eased a
bit as Marcela and T.J. came through the door, the electronic sensor in
the door bleeping as they did. Through the plate glass window, he saw
Summer by the bicycle rack outside, struggling with the padlock on her
bike. “Hey, Dad, want some Funyons?,” T.J. asked, extending the yellow
cellophane bag. Tommy plucked out a Funyon, watching Summer finally
clasp the padlock shut and walk toward the copy shop door. He pecked
Marcela on the cheek and wiped away the stray Funyon crumbs his lips
left there. The electronic door sensor bleeped again. Tommy looked up
and

Warranty: One Year HP

Features:

• World’s fastest photo printing All-in-One with economical six individual inks.
• Breakthrough print and copy speeds up to 32 ppm black and 31 ppm color; photos as fast as 14 seconds
• Print professional-quality 4-by-6-inch photos at home for as little as 24 cents per print
• Save old photos scan slides/negatives with built-in adapter, and remove dust and scratches in images
• Make vivid, true-to-the-original color copies, plus new copy preview/crop without PC feature
• Superior scanning on oversized 8.5-by-12-inch with 4,800×4,800 dpi optical resolution, 48-bit color
• Print and copy without a PC simply view and print photos on 2.5-inch display.
• Direct photo printing using image display, memory cards, HP proof sheet, or PictBridge USB port
• Adjustable control panel and 2.5-inch color image display enable optimal viewing from any angle
• Easily print and share your photos memories from your camera phone wirelessly or via memory card
• Automatically remove red-eye, enhance detail in dark areas of photos with HP Real Life technologies
• Organize, edit, enhance and print photos and create photo projects with HP Image Zone software
• New automated 4-by-6-inch tray for dedicated photo printing, plus optional auto 2-sided printing
• Standard-size and panorama photos—with or without borders—print borders—print up to 8.5-by-24-inches
• Built-in networking—easily share print, scan and copy functions on a small computer network
• Send photos to friends without using a PC via included HP Instant Share printer-to-printer sharing
• Print rich and realistic photos with virtually no grain using 6-ink color with HP Vivera Inks
• Paper types: Paper (plain, inkjet, photo), envelopes, transparencies, labels, cards, HP premium media, iron-on transfers, borderless media
• Memory card support: CompactFlash Type I and II, Memory Stick, Memory Stick, Secure Digital/MultiMediaCard, xD-Picture Card
• Product Dimensions: 8.7×18.3×15.6 inches ; 26.1 pounds

Specifications:

• Functions: Color printer, scanner, copier
• Printer type: HP Thermal Inkjet
• Print speed: Up to 32 black pages per minute, up to 31 color ppm
• Print resolution: 1,200 dpi black; 4,800 x 1,200 dpi color
• Print area: Up to 8.5 x 24 inches borderless
• Memory: 64 MB
• Paper handling (standard): 100-sheet input tray, 20-sheet photo tray (4×6)
• Interface: USB, Ethernet, PictBridge
• Scanner type: Flatbed,  8.5 by 12 inches
• Scanner optical resolution: 4,800 x 4,800 dpi
• Scanner maximum interpolated resolution: 19,200 dpi
• Color depth: 48-bit
• Gray scale: 256 levels
• Zooming: 25% to 400%
• Photoelectric device: CCD
• Copier type: HP Thermal Inkjet
• Copy speed, black: 32 cpm, color: 31 cpm
• Copy resolution: 600 x 1200 dpi black; 4800 x 1200 optimized dpi color
• Magnification: 25% to 400%
• Number of copies: 50
• Recommended monthly usage: 3000
• Acceptable originals: Paper
• Display: 2.5-inch color LCD

What’s In the Box

• HP Photosmart 3210 All in One Printer, Scanner, Copier
• Six Ink Catridges (HP 02): HP Black, HP Cyan, HP Magenta, HP Yellow, HP Light Cyan, HP Light Magenta
• HP Image Zone Photo and Imaging Software on CD-ROM
• Setup booklet
• User’s Guide
• Power supply
• Power cord