Don’t be fooled by the superficial peace in your office right now.
Sure, everything might seem nice and placid, for the moment. Boring,
even. But make no mistake: as you blissfully type away, your enemies
are out there somewhere, waiting for their chance to invade your
cubicle and destroy your way of life, to sprinkle unfamiliar orange
snack-food crumbs into your keyboard and reset your Windows wallpaper
to something pornographic. When the thin veneer of civilization cracks
and your office descends into a brutal Darwinian free-for-all, as all
offices do eventually, will you be ready?

With this USB Missile
Launcher, you’ll have the defensive capability you need to ensure the
integrity of your borders. Attacks from rogue cubicles can be met with
an overwhelming response of sheer foam-rubber force. Chances are the
barbarians will move on at the mere sight of your awesome toy arsenal.
If not, your course of action is clear: identify the enemy, target the
missiles on your PC with a Windows XP-based guidance system, and take
appropriate action to rectify the hell out of the situation.

In
mere minutes, even the calmest workplace can turn into a blood-soaked
abattoir of human misery, a cut-throat killing field where only the
sociopathic and the well-armed will survive. Military experts say the
war in Chechnya started when a pudding cup went missing from an office
fridge. The USB Missile Launcher might be all that stands between you and total annihilation. Plus, it’s lots of fun.

Warranty: One Year

Specifications:

• USB powered, no batteries required
• Computer Guidance System, target acquisition controlled via keyboard or mouse
• Compatible with Windows XP
• Includes 3 foam missles and a target
• 3′ long USB Cable attached
• Rotates 360 degrees and approx 45 degrees up/down
• Pre-recorded Sound Effects (PC with Speakers Required)
• Download your own sound effects and add them to your program
• Shoots up to 20 feet at an extremely fast rate
• Includes CD with software, user guide, quick start guide