A friend of mine once told me that his “mother’s husband” had an aversion to bathing like I would not believe. Mick, as the Englishman in question preferred to be called, would go for days in a row without bathing. At one point he racked up no less than fourteen in a row. I was shocked and intrigued and did not understand how an individual could be so unclean. This shower curtain cum calendar should be able to embarrass you before you ever get to that level of stankiness.

I have to admit, in winter I will dodge the occasional shower. I might not have time in the morning and have too much to do in the evening, so the shower gets missed. One day won’t kill you, but if that day falls before a weekend, there can be a tendency to let it stretch out a bit too long. In such cases, the shower curtain calendar will serve as a reminder to you and everyone that you share your home with, as to what a disgusting wretch you have become.

Price: About $25

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