And now, please welcome the next celebrity pal in our all-star roast tribute to the HP Pavilion S3320F, a guy so funny you want to break his kneecaps…the great Mr. Ron Dickles!

Thanks for that, thanks. Real heartwarming, you know? I’ve had better introductions in court!

But enough about the talent. We’re here to talk about the HP Pavilion Slimline S3320F,
the only computer to buy if there’s nothing better in the trunk of the
guy’s car. But doesn’t he look great, folks? Thin, slender, fits right
in everywhere. I ran into him in the bathroom earlier tonight, I says
“Hey, tell me a secret: how do you keep so thin at your age?” ‘Course,
I couldn’t really tell what he was saying with his fingers down his
throat!

He’s a real inspiration, isn’t he? This computer is
living proof that you can be born with all the advantages – a leading
brand-name, a 500GB hard drive, a 16X DVD±R/RW lightscribe drive, a built-in HDTV tuner – and still wind up on the remainder pile! A real riches-to-rags story, this guy, huh?

The college kids, though, they love the HP Pavilion S3320F. There’s something about the built-in TV tuners that drives them wild, especially when you pair it with a nice LCD monitor.
Then they get a little older, stop smoking dope, and realize they need
a real computer! But it’s fun while it lasts – like a high colonic!
Only more expensive!

But here’s what I don’t get: he’s got a
64-bit Athlon processor but runs the 32-bit version of Vista. Somebody
wanna tell me, what kind of sense does that make? Who installed your
OS, Stevie Wonder?

Now, I don’t want to call the HP Pavilion Slimline S3320F
cheap. But mine is still sticky from the Cracker Jacks! It’s those
Chinese-made parts that keep the price down, you know. Only problem is,
you want to buy another Slimline S3320F an hour later! And hey, you believe those 6 USB ports? What do you need 6 USB ports for? I haven’t seen so many unused holes since the Slimline S3320F’s last round of golf!

In
all seriousness, folks, I know you share my dream, that someday there
will be an affordable, feature-rich, high-quality PC in every home in
America. In the meantime, we’ll just have to make do with the HP Pavilion Slimline S3320F! Thank you! Good night!

Warranty: 1 Year HP

Features:

• AMD Athlon 64 X2 5200+ 2.6GHz (65W) Dual Core processor with 2000MT/s (mega transfers/second) and socket AM2
• ATSC and NTSC built in HDTV tuner with FM tuner
• 2GB PC2-5300 MB/sec 240 pin, DDR2 SDRAM installed, upgradeable to 4GB (2 memory slots)
• 500GB SATA 3G (3.0 Gb/sec) 7200 rpm hard drive
• 16X DVD± R/RW 12X RAM ±R DL LightScribe SATA optical drive
• Wireless LAN 802.11 b/g with integrated 10/100 Base-T networking interface
• TV tuner card with GeForce 6150SE nForce 430 chipset
• 6 USB 2.0 ports (2 front, 4 rear)
• Windows Vista Home Premium with Windows Media Center (32-bit)

Specifications:

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